This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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