i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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