using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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