Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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