dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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