No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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