I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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