Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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