Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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