My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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