i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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