talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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