you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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