Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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