Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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