oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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