Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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