your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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