Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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