Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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