So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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