Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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