just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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