shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
porn star boner night. come get it.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
