OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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