There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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