Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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