Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Be still, my beating vagina.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm too high and old for this...
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