it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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