but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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