I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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