so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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