I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
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So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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