I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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