glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay