thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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