morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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