yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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