she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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