Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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