i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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