Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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