i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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