Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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