Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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