is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Randomize
