Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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