tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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