I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I checked into jail on foursquare
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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