You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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