How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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