no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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