the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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