i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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