On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
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i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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