im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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